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Angry Masterji Series(1-9) Best Dialogues ||Very Funny Must Read

Hello and welcome to the best BB ki Vines best and top dialogues .In this article we will recall all the funny moments and conversation  from BB Ki Vines ||Angry  MasterJi(1-9) Series.

Each episode has some unforgettable moment and conversation which are listed below.


Angry MasterJi Part I

Masterji to Babluji:-
Babluji aapka ladka itna harami hai ,itna harami hai hamari jaan kha chuka hai.

Agar iske karname aapko bta diye to pehle do thaappd aap mere marenge phir apne marenge


Angry MasterJi Part II

Masterji to Babluji:-
Mera school me tatti karna mushkil ho gya hai .
In ladko ne toilet k har darwaje k peeche mera number likh diya hai aur upar likha hai  “Raat k aise mazen dunga

bawali ho jayegi ” .Baawli ho jayegi kaun bawali ho jayegi bhai…??

MasterJi:-Main blackboard pe kcuh likhne k liye mudta hun to peeche se babli -babli chillate hain ye

Bablu Ji : Kya Naam?
Masterji:Babli .Nickname hai mera.
Babluji : Babli?

Masterji:Aap hans kyun rahe hain??

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Angry MasterJi Part III

Masterji:Aaj kal hamare school mein sex education ko bahut importance di jaa rhai hai,lekin hamare bhole principle ko ye nahi pata ki ye(Bhuwan) isme pehle hi diploma kar chuka hai.

To humne sare bacchon se poocha k medical store me jaoge to kaise proteciton maangoge.??…ye (Bhuwan)aisi bat kar gya jisko sun kar mere raungte khade ho gye…tum bataoge ya main bataoon.??tumhi bataoge

Bhuwan:Mere Shehzade k lye sherwaniyan dikhao(sherwaniya dikhao…)

Masterji:Shehzade ke liye Sherwaniyan dikhao ,are Sangeet ceremony chal rahi hai kya yaha pe?

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Angry MasterJi Part IV

Masterji:Us din maine sare bacho se poocha ki duniya ki sabse garam jagah kaun si hai??
Koi keh reha Sudan ,koi keh raha hai Sahara.
Ye kehta hai “Munni Ka Kotha
Munni ka kotha??
Are is umar me bacche padhte hai France ka raja Egypt ka raja
ye padhta hai “Ae Raja Andar to Aaja“.

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Masterji to Babluji:-

Masterji :Ye aur iske dost principle ko bol k aaye babli sar class me aate hi khada kar dete hain
Bhuwan:Sir hamara wo matlab nahi thaa.
Masterji:Are to poora bolo na ,humko khada kar dete hain.Wo mujhe homo samajh ke chipakne laga

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Angry MasterJi Part V

Masterji:Accha batao humare body me kitni haddiyan (bones )hoti hain?
Bancho:207
Masterji:206 hoti hain.
Bancho:Subah 207 ho Jati hain ban….


Angry MasterJi Part VI (Fameer Fuddi)

Masterji:Namastey!  Kuch lenge ???Chai??Coffee??
Fuddi:

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Masterji:Itna bada jhoot…abhi principle ko batata hun
Fuddi:Apni tatti bhi unhi se dhulwate ho kya?

*Fuddi to Masterji:Boond me nahi gooda to beech me kahe kooda.

*Fuddi to Masterji:Affection,Attraciton aur Masturbation ki koi umar nahi hoti hai.

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Angry MasterJi Part VII

MasterJi To BabluJi:-

 MasterJi:-Are apne teacher ko koi aisa message bhejta hai kya.Aapko pata hai din ke kitne message aate hain.Bacche kehte hain sir you are rocks ,sir you are rock ,you are mankind’s angel.Aur wahin ye message kar rha hai Tum chutiya ho ……..Main Chutiya huun???

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MasterJi to Bhuwan

 MasterJi:-Parso chemistry class me kya hua batana zara. Test  tube hoti hai na jissse experiment karte hain use  ye kya bulata hai…….Bataaaaoooooooo!!!!!!

Bhuwan:-Kaanch Ka Condom  (Kaanch Ka Condom)

MasterJi:-Poore school me ye bat phail gayi hai ke upar chemistry lab me kaanch ke condom me experiment hote hain.Ek baccha to hospital me hain

BabluJi:-Kyun?

MasterJi:-Are kaanch ka con….test tube pehan raha tha…toot gaya.


MasterJi:-Batman ka asli nam kya hai?

Bhuwan:-Bruce Wayne

MasterJi:-Superman ka?

Bhuwan:-Clark Kent.

MasterJi:-Square root of  9?

Bhuwan:-

MasterJi:-Salman ki agli film kaun si aa rahi hai?

Bhuwan:-Sultan.

MasterJi:-Shahrukh  Khan ki ?

Bhuwan:-Raees

MasterJi:-Volume of cone?

Bhuwan:-

 

MasterJi:-Vodka Shot ke sath kya karte hain?

Bhuwan:-Bottoms Up!!!

MasterJi:Sharab Ka Nasha kaise utarta hai?

Bhuwan:-Neembu chaat ke

MasterJi:-Lime Water ka formula??

Bhuwan:-H2…

MasterJi:-Haramkhor…danda kaha hai mera


Angry MasterJi Part VIII

Masterji:Us din meri sandwitch me se kancha nikla ,complain karne gaya to khushi manane lage ki computer lab ki khoyi hui mouse ball mill gayi.
agar galti se main nigal jata to pata hai kya hota??
Bhuwan : 3 Balls ho jati

Masterji:Operation karnai padti…kya bol raha hai ye

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Masterji:Agar kisi ne ise choo liya to raungte khade ho jayenge…mahillayen istemal karti hain iska.
“Jab saiyan tour pe jawath hain to premika mann hi mann muskurawat hai.
kundi laga ke,chatakni ghumke eii saheli kaam me awath hai ”
Babluji:Kya?
Masterji:S*x toy hai.
Babluji:Aaahhhh(screaming).

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Masterji:Us din inhone meri kursi pe onn karke rakh diya,main jab class me aake baitha to meri aankhen apne ap band ho gayi.

Babliji main is duster ki kasam kha ke keh raha hun

Mere pairon se jo raungte khade hone shuru hue hain meri chaati ke baal pe jaa kar ruke hain…aur mooh se ek hi awaz nikli hai “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!“.

Isko lekar main complain karne vice principle ke paas gya to wo apne hoonth chabane lagi meri fat ke chaar ho gyi to mane majboori me apne bag me daal diya.

Ghar gaya to tiffin nikalne ke liye biwi ne bag khola “tiffin nikla ye ,bhi nikla ,mujhe khol diya

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Bhuwan: Sir steps ke to 2 marks de dete.
Masterji:Are dance india dance me aaya hai kay jo steps k marks chahiye aur steps se yyad aaya aajkal inhone meri class me ek naya drama start kiya hai main jaise kuch likhne k lye blackboard ki taraf mudta hun to peeche se chillane lagte hai “And Mand ka tola ,jo na naach behan ka …“.

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Babluji:To isko doctor bana de?


Masterji:Babluji aaj main aapko izazat deta hun .”Jis din ye doctor ban gya aap mere ghar aa ke meri hi gaa*d se mera dil nikal ke bech dena

Masterji :Hindi ke exam me mitr ka paryawachi likhna tha ….isne likha hai bhos*iwala.

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Angry MasterJi Part IX

MasterJi:-Us din hamare school me survey hua ki is bar ke annual function me kis celebrity ko bulaye.

 Kuch bacche keh rahe hain Ranveer Singh ko kuch kehte hain Virat Kohli ko

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Ye kehta Randy Aurton ko.

Bhuwan:Sir ,Randy Orton Ko

MasterJi:-ye Kaun Hai?

Bhuwan :Wrestler Hai.

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MasterJi:-Dengue awareness ke  liye ,humne sab baccho se macchar paida na ho iska upaye poocha ,ye kehta hai ke

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Sir itne chote condom to ban hi nahi sakte


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